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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Early cyborg.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Gracie's baby toys.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Artist and Musician

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."