Mad Genius Gifts

Levitate

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Early cyborg.

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Gracie's baby toys.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Artist and Musician

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."