Creative Genius Gifts

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

"Hey, this is brilliant! Where do you get my ideas?"

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'I assume all this playing will lead to innovation.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Van Gogh's glasses fall off again.

'People, we're creating a REALITY show. Use your imaginations!'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Artist and Musician

A Day in the Life of Leonardo Da Vinci.

'Leonardo's Lament' - 'I have nothing to do.'

"Think inside the box, Roger."

A man stealing another person's ideas

"Hold it Michaelangelo, I've just had a brilliant idea!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

The ancient art of Bonsai ants.

Making snowmen with a snowblower.

'We're launching a billion-dollar space mission. We need a name. They say you're the best.'

Bryant and May match heads

'To you, it's a refrigerator. To me, it's a blank canvas!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"I've invented really shiny leather shoes."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

Sheltering sculptor.

The Man who Invented Dental Floss