Creative Minds Gifts

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

The Jailbird

"I don't think you're being realistic."

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

No more Anna Nicole Smith Cartoons.

'Mom, what appears over our heads when we have an idea?'

Frog Umbrella

"I would work if I could but it interferes with my thinking!"

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

Launderade.

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Sock monkey in literature

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"She's been so creative lately."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'