Discussing Tv Shows Gifts

'I keep forgetting I have the right to remain silent.'

"I don't know why people say TV has killed the art of conversation, it's all we ever talk about."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

American Idle.

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"What would you like to watch again?"

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

"Tell me the truth. . . what happens to all the leftover cake scraps in The Great British Baking Show?"

'Who do you think you're kidding? -- You lifted that alibi from a September, 1958 episode of 'Perry Mason!'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

People often have us confused with investment bankers. We loot and plunder, leaving a mess wherever we go, and when there are complaints we claim endangered species status.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

The corona ranger

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

Interview with a Vampire.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

Sometimes I think your generation was the last truly human one, Mort. What do you mean? Your generation finished exploring the earth's surface, and when you were done with that, you went to the moon. For millennia, mankind was defined by its insatiable thirst for exploration. But that's all come to a sad end. I'm going to Mars to be on a reality show! DNC. I stand uncorrected.

'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'

"Have a seat!"

'Hello, Mum!'

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.