Criticizing Shows Gifts

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"You don't have to answer that."

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

Time for today's dose of emotional manipulation...

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

NEW FALL LINEUP

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

Subtitle Guessing

Down with canned laughter.

"Fake brews."

"Why can't David Blaine just stick himself somewhere and not involve he rest of us?"

TV Listings

'There's no decent comedy on TV nowadays. Why don't they bring back Mr Blobby?'

Housewives meet Top Chef

"Mum, stop it, this isn't reality T.V.!" "Shh or I'll vote you out."

"What's this garbage?"

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

'They leave the TV on for me during the day when they go to work: Boy daytime TV is boring!'

"It's my personal, one step recipe for success. Step 1: Gimme all your money."