Tv Discussions Gifts

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"Who had pink eyes, long ears, a cute little cotton tail and brings baskets of eggs on Easter morning?"

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Big Issue...'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'It's been a few hundred years, gentlemen... I think it's finally time to admit that forks are better.'

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

"I'm trying to determine if the aches and pains are from an injury or just my new normal."

Benchwarmer.