Media Discussion Gifts

"I do think twice before believing anything I read online. I think, 'Really?' then 'o.k.'."

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"National security adviser"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Gay Times...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Meet the Enemy

Cord cutter

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."