Discipline Detangler Pillows

"This one starts the day here and usually finishes the day up here."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Science Snobs

Education Guidance

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"When can I redeploy?"

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

Women Possibilities

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

You're being extradited to your parents.

'Mrs. Sandler, I'm sorry we were late! No! Not that, Mrs. Sandler! Ahh! No, please! I beg of you!...'

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

'Is he good or what?!'

"I'm warning you, young lady. You've got to the count of three before I say 'I'm not kidding'."

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'