Discipline Dealers Pillows

'Just wait until your father gets off the computer!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Grounded

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"It seemed like a long timeout."

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Science Snobs

'What a control freak!'

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"When can I redeploy?"

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"I try to get a head start on them."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'