Discipline Detangler Prints

"This one starts the day here and usually finishes the day up here."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Science Snobs

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Education Guidance

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

"When can I redeploy?"

Women Possibilities

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

"Smartphone sales" "Degradation of society"

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

Poodle gets stuck in the elevator.

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principal's office. It's nothing personal. It's just a classroom management thing.'

You're being extradited to your parents.

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

"Ok...Look at me, don't look at the ground. put one foot on the next branch. Slowly...Ok, now move your right arm down..."

"Watch out, it's the Head..."

"I'm warning you, young lady. You've got to the count of three before I say 'I'm not kidding'."

'Is he good or what?!'

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

'Want to know how to deal with problem students? Have them sit in front of a computer that's turned off.'

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...