Debt Detangler Pillows

Bob just saw the bills... he's in the panic room.

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

"Hey, honey, the credit card company increased our debt... I mean our credit limit!"

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

'This is our Greek debt, this is our Spanish debt, and this is our Portuguese debt...'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Hell, "I think there's been some sort of mistake, I still owe my soul to the mortgage company"

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

Tweed makes a Mockery of the Supreme Court

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'...just robbing peter to pay paul...what's up with you?'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It's a bill collector!'

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

Student Debt

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

'Hector owes us money ...'

'I'm push come to shove. . .'

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Luigi wants to know if you have considered consolidating all your existing debts into one manageable monthly payment?'

'The check is in the mail...'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'