Debt Detractor Pillows

"For admission, we consider the student's grades, test scores and credit score."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

Pandora's box.

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

'It's your debt to society.'

Student Debt

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"All in favor of a cap on our liability?"

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

"Our flag means debt."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Buy now... pay later

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

"Someday this will all be yours!"