Debt Defender Pillows

I came to universtiy to get an education and all I've acquired is debt.

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

"This course covers deceptive student loans, bankruptcy laws and revenge."

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

U of Debt

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Eurobonds Explained.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Student Debt

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

What comes after a trillion

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

'As long as the gov't has a printing press, all deposits federally insured.'

Scared employees and manager fighting recession (dragon).

'It's your debt to society.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

Euro crisis bailout.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Student Debt

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.