Debt Denier Pillows

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Deficit...

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Student Debt

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

Buy now... pay later

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

Sorry Hapgood, a rise is out of the question. How about a loan?

Donald Trump

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."