Debt Debunkers Pillows

'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Recession

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

The United States Public Debt.

Statue of Liberty

Rumours Online

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Deficit...

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'It's your debt to society.'

If Animals Were Racist...

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"I hope it misses us!"