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"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Standard And P****d.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Deficit...

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"I hope it misses us!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Superstition City

If Animals Were Racist...

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'They're having a ball up there.'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'