Fee Debunker Mugs

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"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Deficit...

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"The candidates this year are really honest."

If Animals Were Racist...

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Superstition City

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'They're having a ball up there.'

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

"What to wear today?"

Trump Campaign Funding

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.