Debt Debunker Pillows

'Wow! You must be really well educated!'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

"Sure, I can get my dad to co-sign, no problem."

Sorry Hapgood, a rise is out of the question. How about a loan?

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

That's the trouble with you banks, you don't trust people.

Donald Trump

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Standard And P****d.

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Deficit...

'It's his birthday. Can you play 'Another day older and deeper in debt'?'

'How big exactly is your newspaper bill?'

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

'Yes, we might make stupid loans to countries that hate us, but we can't loan money to U.S. citizens like you!'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Recession

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

The United States Public Debt.

Rumours Online

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."