Dollar Debunker Pillows

Environmental danger.

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Standard And P****d.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Dark money donor

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Statue of Liberty

Euro fall...

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Deficit...

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"I hope it misses us!"

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."