Dollar Debunker Pillows

Environmental danger.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Dark money donor

Statue of Liberty

Euro fall...

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Deficit...

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

If Animals Were Racist...