Deficit Debunker Pillows

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

Trump jumping over 'Trump's Deficit' candle, catching the seat of his pants on fire.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Deficit...

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

If Animals Were Racist...

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Superstition City

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

World Cop.

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'They're having a ball up there.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."