Deficit Discusser Pillows

'Just a little off the top.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Changing Minds

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

World Cop.

"I lobby for rich people."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"No more stress!"

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

"Someday this will all be yours!"

Trickle down...