Deficit Discusser Pillows

'Just a little off the top.'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Changing Minds

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"I feel your pain...At home in Europe I also work 14 hours a day in my factory..."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'It's your debt to society.'

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

"How'd it happen?

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

World Cop.

"I lobby for rich people."

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

"No more stress!"

Bank. Take one $. I guess it is nice of the, but it doesn't do much for my confidence in the dollar.

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

"Someday this will all be yours!"