Deficit Denier Pillows

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'My teacher sends report cards as PDF attachments. Luckily, my parents have no idea how to open computer files.'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

Cost of Terror.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"Do me a favor, Harlow. When you greet me, stop saying 'Hello, big spender!'"

World Cop.

"Joining the Army was great for me son; he learned a skill and gained a world of self confidence. Of course, he still won't clean his room."

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

'Just a little off the top.'

"No more stress!"

"The $350 we received to stimulate the economy is still missing..."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

Economic Experts

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

'I used to answer all my homework questions by using a search engine. Now, my teacher started giving open-ended questions. All that thinking is cutting into my video game time.'

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

'The budget deficit is falling! The budget deficit is falling!'

Office of Management and Budget door is upside down and is closed.

Reality, and lots of it!

'I refuse to accept that it's really winter until the very last leaf's fallen from the trees'

File, Henry, before the mob arrives.

Budget Cuts

Burning bills

'I realize you're a tax paying American citizen, but you cannot list the government as a dependent.'

"I'm old! I thought it was the television!"

'...Oh! THAT three trillion...?!'

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"What's the facts? What's the facts? You can't handle the facts!"

'I don't know who those Cybers are, but I'm ready for their attack!'