Denial Defier Pillows

Reality, and lots of it!

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

'LIAR!'

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

"Classical guitar hero"

RE-Elect Sen. Krupt. I understand he's a hawk on defense, a dove on foreign relations, and an ostrich on the deficit.

Big Trouble!

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"

'If I can't put her out of her misery, at least I can put myself out of mine.'

'No, we're not lost and, no, I won't ask directions!'

"He's running late this morning. He unexpectedly snapped out of denial."

'Told you so.'

"See what I mean?"

"I don't care how many sets of bathroom scales I've returned to you. This one's defective too!"

Fishing Strictly Prohibited.

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

"There's no 'I' in denial."

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"What did you get in your big history test?"

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

'I'm not going to get ill, I'm not going to get ill. . . cough. . . dammit!'