Runner-in-denial Pillows

The 42nd annual City marathon (a guy in a car waiting for the start).

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Stress'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

The middle school mile claims its first victim.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Running is great. Unless you compare it with not running."

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

Loser's Podium.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Congratulations for male runner

'Well, did you win or what?'

A number of runners run through police tape.

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'

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Portrait finish.

Exercise rat race