Denial Buster Pillows

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

The new Physics

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

'Judge Mental.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Berlitz guide to Scamese

Reading

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

'LIAR!'

Amateur Spam.

'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

Covidiots

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

Reality, and lots of it!