Denial Buster Gifts

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

The new Physics

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

The Expert

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Fake News - Tabloid News - State-run News - Free Press

'Judge Mental.'

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Ask Sadie

"Didn't anyone ever warn you about opening an e-mail from someone you don't know?"

'I hate to see you work during your lunch hour, so do me a favor and close your door.'

"We're looking for someone just like you but with testicles."

"Fake it till you make it, baby."

"What do you mean, 'There can be no ethics without fear of God'?! Look at me - all ethical and shit!"

Berlitz guide to Scamese

Amateur Spam.

"It isn't just the media that's biased... often the voters are too."

Reading

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

'LIAR!'

'Damn! I think the FCA have rumbled us.'

"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Dang it! My pants must've shrunk in the dryer. . . Ok. . . who's responsible for shrinking all of my slacks?!!'

'You know, you're really screwing with my preconceived notions.'

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

'So you say the cash box was stolen.'

'Have you considered short-term treasury's?'

Reality, and lots of it!

Covidiots