Deficit Debunker Prints

'With the tax cut and the federal deficit, the only solution is for you to earn more, Mr. Syms.'

Trump jumping over 'Trump's Deficit' candle, catching the seat of his pants on fire.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Standard And P****d.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Deficit...

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'Any time you need more, the money tree is here.'

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

If Animals Were Racist...

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Superstition City

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

World Cop.

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'They're having a ball up there.'