Economic Debunker Prints

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Made in China

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

'The recession is over, again.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'Wait a minute....!

Money god

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

Investments.

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

Euro Bait

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"About your tax refund—would you like to donate it to help pay off the national debt?"