Economic Debunker Pillows

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Made in China

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Let's hope the new norm means that less really is more.'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'The recession is over, again.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Money god

The Euro - R.I.P.

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

"We need a market icon that reflects the ridiculous market conditions..."

Standard And P****d.

'Wait a minute....!

'...and the Nikkei closed down on the day.'

'My firm has scrutinised your budget and determined you could save a fortune by sacking us...that'll be £300,000 please!'

Investments.

'I'd recommend against investing in hog futures - what sort of future could a hog have?'

Positive Trend, Dreadful Outcome

Euro Bait

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

Statue of Liberty