Education Debunker Pillows

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe my teacher just isn't teaching math right -- she IS a girl, after all.'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Statue of Liberty

Rumours Online

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Superstition City

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

If Animals Were Racist...

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

'They're having a ball up there.'

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Trump Campaign Funding

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"What to wear today?"

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'