Education Debunker Gifts

REPORT CARD, 'Maybe my teacher just isn't teaching math right -- she IS a girl, after all.'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Statue of Liberty

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Rumours Online

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Personnel. Now, I want you to forget everything you learned in school. I'm way ahead of you!

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Superstition City

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I hope it misses us!"

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

If Animals Were Racist...

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Uh, well, I can't pay today, but my Surety, Joe Q. Public's Great-Great-Great Grandson will stand good for me..."

Non-Controversial Textbooks: "In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Trump Campaign Funding

'They're having a ball up there.'

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"Hold on a tick! I didn't consent to this. . . Did you consent to this?"

Republican campaign tosses out the truth.

"What to wear today?"

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.