Debt Debunkers Gifts

'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Quick, Lassie, our credit cards are maxed! Get help!'

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Standard And P****d.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Recession

Statue of Liberty

Rumours Online

The United States Public Debt.

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Deficit...

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

"The dow is over 21,000!"

Superstition City

"I hope it misses us!"

If Animals Were Racist...