Debt Deniers Gifts

Burning bills

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Standard And P****d.

Recession

The United States Public Debt.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Deficit...

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

'It's your debt to society.'

"The dow is over 21,000!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

'When does a tax increase not sound like a tax increase?'

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'One day, son, all this willy be yours...only by then it will have grown and grown...to hundreds of billions...it's called the cost of PFI.'

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

GDP-DEBT Struggle.

"Our flag means debt."

Dinner at the Mortgage Restaurant.

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

"Someday this will all be yours!"

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."