Debt Dislikers Pillows

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

The burden of carrying the Euro.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

Standard And P****d.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Deficit...

'Why can't we outsource the deficit?'

'You need to alter your portfolio allocation. Right now it's 25% stocks, 15% bonds and 60% margin loans.'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Money lender loan shark and a Bank labelled as a loan goldfish.

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

"With a wave of my magic wand, I declare all government programs free."

'I warned them! I told them the sky is falling! The sky is falling! But, this time nobody listened.'

News and Magazines. Budget News. I'm not worried about the debt --- it's too big to fail!

"I've lost my concern for deficit reduction."

Sorry Hapgood, a rise is out of the question. How about a loan?

Student Loan Lenders Are Predatory

"We have the perfect plan for you. It's the mortgaged to the eyeballs plan."

"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."

'Yes, we might make stupid loans to countries that hate us, but we can't loan money to U.S. citizens like you!'

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

Donald Trump

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

'Apparently, just because we took out a mortgage, the bank now expects us to make some sort of monthly payment.'

'Nice resume but graduating 'summa cum student loan' isn't really something to brag about.'

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'