Debt Denier Prints

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Standard And P****d.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Help! Have to pay back a big world bank loan.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"This place has a water view if you're looking at the mortgage."

Deficit...

"That wasn't supposed to happen!!"

Student Debt

What do you mean, you've done more for me than my mother did? We've carried you for 10 months!

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."

Beware... the Piñata of Adulthood

Office of Management & Budget. Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the U.S. budget deficit.

'Come in! come in!'....we'll see what we can do about your ongoing, way-to-fast growth problem!'

Buy now... pay later

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

'Remember how we used to put stuff on layaway?'

'You have to work two and a half years to cover your annual living expenses.'

'I've pinpointed our problem. There's too much month left at the end of my salary!'

"Although we appreciate your offer of a 'magic money tree' you still have to repay your mortgage."

'I'm sorry, NEXT!'

Financial Advisor. What I have is a conflict of interest - the interest on my mortgage, my car loan, my credit cards.

"You're overdrawn Mr. Gormley..."

Woman at mail boxes which are marked: Local Mail Out - Of Town Mail - Deficit Ideas.

"In the time I’ve been on hold with this collection agency, my debt has been bought and sold to another collection agency!"

'Honey, I think we missed a repayment.'

'Looks like our social security check came in, as well as a bill for your student loan.'

Sorry Hapgood, a rise is out of the question. How about a loan?

Donald Trump