Disciplinary Enthusiast Gifts

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'It's tough having a judge for a father. I'm grounded for 15 months to life.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Burning the midnight oil.

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

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