Disciplinary Enthusiast Mugs

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'No matter how much historical research was done, Roger, students who lead juntas have to be disciplined.'

'It's tough having a judge for a father. I'm grounded for 15 months to life.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Burning the midnight oil.

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Scarcity

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

Now showing, at a University near you...

Lessons in Prehistory.

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'