Disaster Muse Gifts

Artist painting a big wave.

"Look! No hands!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Monster Clown

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Pack Your Bags

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

A survivor from the Titanic standing on an iceberg

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

Volcano and plane

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

If it had been today...

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Custer's last nightstand.

401 Error

Mother Nature