Disaster Muse T-Shirts

Artist painting a big wave.

"Look! No hands!"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Monster Clown

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Spiro & Pusho painting a room.

'Now that you've got it running again, how do you stop it?'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"Holy c**p!!! That asteroid is headed straight for earth!!!"

"Do I have a personal preparedness plan in case of a national emergency? Well, if screaming while running amok is a plan, then yes, I have a plan."

Bad Hobby Combination: The DIY Beehive/Mailbox

Volcano and plane

A survivor from the Titanic standing on an iceberg

'Trouble is he doesn't know the difference between lube and putty. . . Our windows fell out!'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.

'-I told you you made that cat flap too small!'

If it had been today...

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

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Mother Nature