Disaster Dialoguer Gifts

Sinking Oil Tanker

Text Culture

Experts through the ages.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Moderates Vs Progressives

Darling, we really should talk some time."

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'It's a conversation piece.'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

"Actually he's not begging."

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'

Free Oil.

'Let my focus group interface with your focus group!'

"I don't consider all my opinions black or white. They're binary."

Flood News Report

First Katrina, then oil spills. What's next, a plague of locusts?

"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"