Disaster Dialoguer Pillows

Sinking Oil Tanker

Text Culture

Experts through the ages.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

'To be honest, I don't think the garden does need it anymore.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

"I'm a little disappointed you don't actually talk the same as in the KJV Bible."

"The nomenclature of 'political correctness' is devisive and opens the profession to ridicule!"

'Unusual weather for June'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Moderates Vs Progressives

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

Darling, we really should talk some time."

Tony Hayward.

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

'Wanted for Arson: El ni?o'

'Typical. Now we're flooded with bloody politicians...'

'Are you sure Mr, Winslow will greet us with an open wallet'

'It's a conversation piece.'

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

"Could you ask the driver to slow down we're trying to film 'Great Railway Journeys' here.

Disasters.

'How are we supposed to have a constructive dialogue when you keep trying to interrupt me?'

"Actually he's not begging."

'First, I'll give you my side of the story... and then Harry will repeat it.'

Free Oil.

'Let my focus group interface with your focus group!'

"I don't consider all my opinions black or white. They're binary."

"Your bible says disobedient children should be stoned to death. Won't you agree that capital punishment is an improper parenting technique?"

Flood News Report

"The willful suspension of logic and reason...that's the problem with the world today!"