Disaster Theory Debater Gifts

Moore, OK: No 'Act of God'.

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Experts through the ages.

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

"The good news is it's brightening up..."

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

Sinking Oil Tanker

High Tech/Low Tech.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

GM Scarecrow

The end is near. The end is nearish. I get this way every spring.

"Whoa! In 7 billion years, the sun will expand and engulf the entire planet, melting away any evidence it ever existed!"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

Science battle continues

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

Philosoraptors

"I'm tempted to tell you my joke about homeopathy, but I don't think it works."

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

Planck's Constant Nagging.

'You're new at this, aren't you?'

"We have no funding for disasters that have not yet happened..."

Einstein felt vindicated to discover that god in fact did not play dice. He did, though, enjoy a nice game of cribbage.

'Join the club.'

Life on earth was simple and stupid until suddenly complex life exploded all over the planet during the Cambrian period. At about the same time, Venus was probably habitable. One theory is a huge asteroid smacked into Venus, blasting life out into space. Months later, that life fell down to earth and ipso facto that's why you and I are here. The "big smack" theory is gaining widespread acceptance. Really? As in peer-reviewed studies? No, as in "likes" on the "big smack" video I posted on Youtub

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."