Dinosaur Roars Gifts

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

Ancient Racing

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

I don

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

mr godzilla you need anger management

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Just get her home before she evolves.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

'Not Much, Just relaxing with a cup of coffee,'

'No you can't keep it!'

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Politically correct Xmas presents

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

The GOP presents: Bachmann vs Palin! Battle for the dinosaur vote!

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Two cavemen at a stop sign, one sitting on a dinosaur and the other on a jaguar - 'How do you like my new jaguar? Zero to one hundred in 5.9 seconds!'