Dinosaur Roars Pillows

'Dad, make a noise like a dinosaur!'

Ancient Racing

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Just get her home before she evolves.

'No you can't keep it!'

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

The beginning of humans: A new theory.

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"I'm here to warn people about the destruction caused by Global Warming."

'He's about to destroy his first city and you're in a meeting?'

Politically correct Xmas presents

"Well, really Gerald - you could at least look civilised. . !"

"I am a predator. Last of a long line."

The GOP presents: Bachmann vs Palin! Battle for the dinosaur vote!

Jeffrey's Time Machine: 'C'mon, Jeffrey...there has to be a time when people weren't so stupid and annoying.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

"Next time you eat a city, skip the fast food restaurants!"

Two cavemen at a stop sign, one sitting on a dinosaur and the other on a jaguar - 'How do you like my new jaguar? Zero to one hundred in 5.9 seconds!'

Family Transport: Stone Age