Digital Scribes Gifts

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Sponge Blog

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

Dame Edna Sitwell

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

Modern publishing.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Pencil Rubber

"He calls it the eBible."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Writers strike.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

'My blog has its own blog.'

Dear diary, I have to make this quick. I think my blog is onto us.