Digital Scribes Gifts

Plato's Republic as it was written and as it would have been written if Plato's academy had invested in a good word processor,

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Waiting Room For Godot.

Sponge Blog

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

'Hurry up, I'm dying to use the blog'

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

Writers Block: "Day 24 and still no typewriter!"

"I'm writing a novel, but it's hard to find alone time."

"He calls it the eBible."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Pencil Rubber

Writers strike.

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

"Buying stuff online has rekindled Sean's literary ambitions. They're always asking for customer reviews."

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

'My blog has its own blog.'

"Steve, trust me, this has nothing to do with you being self-published."