Digital Age Scriber Gifts

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My email is down... talk to me."

Online form - Submit.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

Two Generations of Readers

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

Modern Life Blues

"Wow, these e-readers take forever to burn..."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

"I hope you're not reading fake news."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"If you prayed to Google instead of God, you might get a constructive response."

"These feelings of yours aren't unusual - in fact, several of them have Web sites."

'I don't care what your chat group says. I say you're becoming overly dependent on technological gadgetry.'

After the summer holidays

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

The six stages of hard drive death and dying.

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Sponge Blog

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

At the modern antenatal class.

Error: Out of memory.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Mom, he's following me on Facebook. Can I keep him?"