Digital Punster Pillows

"Wow...you're really creating a buzz online."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Can you point me to the Men's 'Downloading' Room.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

...the onion rings

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

Spam.

Youtube ghost videos...

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

E-commerce for shoplifters.