Digital Punster Pillows

"Wow...you're really creating a buzz online."

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'Can you point me to the Men's 'Downloading' Room.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

Dogs life

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

Atlas working out with the earth as his exercise ball.

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

...the onion rings

Spam.

They just found two more dark moons around Uranus. Are you winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke? No, they really do think they found two new moons there. Kind of suspicious, if you ask me. As long as I can remember, Uranus had 27 moons, and the Solar System had 9 planets, including Pluto. Now those numbers change all the time. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us we have to Uranuses. Yeah ... pretty sure you're winding up to some sort of sophomoric joke.

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

Youtube ghost videos...

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."