Digital Pun Lover Pillows

"These are the computers the new warden had put in for the inmates, Governor, they love it. Of course we had to remove all of the escape keys!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Barcode Dreams

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Think about the honey."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Goodnight Social Media.

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Speed Bump Ahead.

The Coffee Tattoo

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

Hot Cross Bun

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Dude. You need to get cable."