Digital Pun Lover Pillows

"These are the computers the new warden had put in for the inmates, Governor, they love it. Of course we had to remove all of the escape keys!"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Barcode Dreams

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Think about the honey."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Frosty the Repairman"

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

A Brain Drain

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Goodnight Social Media.

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Dude. You need to get cable."

The static electric eel is very rare.

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

Hot Cross Bun

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'You give me goose bumps!'