Cyber Punster Pillows

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Will I live Doctor?' 'Yes, but I don't advise it!'

Dogs life

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

'I think the mouse is playing-up again love.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Hello, I am a Nigerian Prince and I need your help!!! Please send me $500 and your bank routing number. You will rewarded with 10% of 12.7 million dollars and my undying friendship. Best wishes, Prince John Barron."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'What do you mean that you hacked into Old Faithful's computer so now it's not so faithful?'

"Oh no! Not computer bugs again!"

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

Molecules You Ought To Be Aware of:

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"So I'm assuming it's not always a good thing when a tweet goes viral."

Spam.

'Hey, if you pull up a war game of Godzilla destroying Tokyo, that's just my son hacking our data base.'

"Infecting their computers with the Pillage&Plunder Virus just doesn't give the same satisfaction as actually doing it."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Youtube ghost videos...

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Cat Blog.

"This is a special place we have for phishing scammers!"

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."